When were you happiest? The summer of 2006
What is your greatest fear? Losing people
What is your earliest memory? I don't know. My sister's first day of school? I was three then.
Which living person do you most admire, and why? I don't really have one of those idols really.
What is the trait you most deplore in yourself? I don't know what that means.
What is the trait you most deplore in others? Again, I don't know what that means.
What was your most embarrassing moment? Uh. I don't have one.
Aside from property, what is the most expensive thing you have ever bought? A guitar.
What is your most treasured possession? My computer
Where would you like to live? Seattle
What would your super-power be? Face-melting guitar solos
What makes you depressed? The life I'm living
What do you most dislike about your appearance? My face
Who would play you in a film of your life? Moose, the dog from Frasier. He's dead.
What is your most unappealing habit? I attach to people too quickly
What is your fantasy costume of choice? Detective
What is your guiltiest pleasure? Porn, I suppose
What do you owe your parents? A lot of money, time back
To whom would you most like to say sorry, and why? Nobody.
What does love feel like? The only love I ever felt was the kind that kicks you in the ass and runs away and leaves you there
Have you ever said ‘I Love You’ and not meant it? No
Which living person do you most despise, and why? Some chick
Who would you invite to a dream dinner party? Pavement, Sonic Youth, Beck, Mike D, Jemina Pearl, my friend Katie, finding nobody and schizo and trasher and nicfit
Which words or phrases do you most overuse? Hi, Hello, Whatever
What is the worst job you’ve ever done? Feed a dog. Dog food is rank.
If you could edit your past, what would you change? I'd be born somewhere else
If you could go back in time where would you go? Last summer 06
How do you relax? I don't
How often do you have sex? Never
What single thing would improve the quality of your life? I'd live somewhere else
What do you consider your greatest achievement? I don't have one
What keeps you awake at night? You
How would you like to be remembered? As being awesome and underappreciated
What is the most important lesson life has taught you? Everything ends up kicking you in the ass in the end
Where would you most like to be right now? Seattle
Tell me a joke. No.
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