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When were you happiest?
I honestly have no idea, but I was pretty beside myself when I realised I could be getting an '80s Roland synth for free.
What is your greatest fear?
Buttons. >_______________<
What is your earliest memory?
Sticking my hand in a car's exhaust pipe, and being confused at how it came out completely black.
Which living person do you most admire, and why?
Steven Hawking. I barely know what he's done, but the fact he's done what he has with such physical drawbacks is very admirable.
What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
My lack of motivation.
What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Wow... so many. Ignorance encompasses most of them though.
What was your most embarrassing moment?
I don't wish to say.
Aside from property, what is the most expensive thing you have ever bought?
Probably this guitar I have on my lap ATM.
What is your most treasured possession?
Probably this guitar I have on my lap ATM.
Where would you like to live?
I've probably said this 94 times but in a straw house in the middle of a field in Holland.
What would your super-power be?
An extremely powerful brain plz!
What makes you depressed?
Other people.
What do you most dislike about your appearance?
I resent that my appearance means I can't join the Yellow Panthers. D':
Who would play you in a film of your life?
Probably some amateur actor from a late '80s educational video.
What is your most unappealing habit?
Being too good.
What is your fantasy costume of choice?
WONDER WOMAN
What is your guiltiest pleasure?
People tend to avoid me when I admit Paris Hilton's music is catchy.
What do you owe your parents?
156.40£
To whom would you most like to say sorry, and why?
A cow. They have to put up with a lot.
What does love feel like?
Pretty damn nice.
Have you ever said ‘I Love You’ and not meant it?
I don't think so...
Which living person do you most despise, and why?
There are too much to choose from.
Who would you invite to a dream dinner party?
Joan Bakewell?
Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
"Alas", "Best thing ever" and "Worst thing ever"
What is the worst job you’ve ever done?
My old one. They've kiiinda laid down my opinions on meat eaters...
If you could edit your past, what would you change?
Quite a lot.
If you could go back in time where would you go?
I'd probably become a pupil of Plato etc. etc.
How do you relax?
This.
How often do you have sex?
We'll have to see when it comes along... :/
What single thing would improve the quality of your life?
It would obviously be money in this fascist society.
What do you consider your greatest achievement?
If I was to be really frank, this poo I had two years ago. It was like, wow!
What keeps you awake at night?
Wanting to be awake.
How would you like to be remembered?
Well. Very well. As the first ever posthuman.
What is the most important lesson life has taught you?
I haven't thought of any.
Where would you most like to be right now?
Here seems alright for the time being.
Tell me a joke.
I have one, but it's about 3 posts long. You'll have to do with a homework excuse my forum tutor's friend thought up at the time. He hadn't completed his science homework, and when the teacher came round to ask him to show it, he said, "I'm sorry sir, but over the weekend I was masturbating non-stop and was left temporarily blinded and couldn't complete my homework,"
The teacher replied "OK, just don't do it again," and walked off.
Funniest thing ever.
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