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When were you happiest?
when i was around 10.
What is your greatest fear?
that i run out of witty remarks and insults here.
What is your earliest memory?
mermaidman: i also remember a certain young lad who wanted to be a superhero
barnacleboy: you don't even remember breakfast, you old coot.
Which living person do you most admire, and why?
i admire the dead
What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
negative thoughts
What is the trait you most deplore in others?
there's a character limit per post, you know? can't even begin to tell you without using a whole thread for this point.
What was your most embarrassing moment?
i have mentally blocked all my embarrasing moments
Aside from property, what is the most expensive thing you have ever bought?
my college degree
What is your most treasured possession?
myself.
Where would you like to live?
i love it here.
What would your super-power be?
the power to always have energy and motivation for everything.
What makes you depressed?
a lot of things, uhh...loneliness i guess
What do you most dislike about your appearance?
i'm not crazy about my hairy bastardness
Who would play you in a film of your life?
homer: don't worry marge, we're just rehearsing for 'angry dad, the movie'
bart: how would you like to be played by john goodman
homer: why you little...!!! gary oldman!!!!
What is your most unappealing habit?
biting nails
What is your fantasy costume of choice?
emo kid
What is your guiltiest pleasure?
i no longer feel guilty about any pleasures i have.
What do you owe your parents?
fucking life, that's all.
To whom would you most like to say sorry, and why?
many people, for not being there for them when they needed me.
What does love feel like?
it feels like living. or like yodels used to taste in the 80's
Have you ever said ‘I Love You’ and not meant it?
nope.
Which living person do you most despise, and why?
i don't discriminate, i despise a lot of people equally.
Who would you invite to a dream dinner party?
scott walker, jeffrey dahmer, hillary duff, pikachu and butros butros galli
Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
i'm planning to overuse "innit?" in the near future...uhh, i think i'm out of catchphrases for the time being.
What is the worst job you’ve ever done?
not a job exactly but being an office bitch, earning about $5 usd aprox and getting fired within a week because i used to wear band t-shirts there. it was social service in order to get my degree.
If you could edit your past, what would you change?
junior high.
If you could go back in time where would you go?
the early 80's!!!
How do you relax?
WHO SAYS I'M NOT RELAXED NOW????!!!!!! AAAARRRRRRGH!!!!!
How often do you have sex?
not often enough
What single thing would improve the quality of your life?
that a certain someone would...
What do you consider your greatest achievement?
*cough*openingforsonicyouth*cough* seriously, i still haven't done anything i would consider a great achievement.
What keeps you awake at night?
constant thinking.
How would you like to be remembered?
like a pimple in society's ass.
What is the most important lesson life has taught you?
life is a constant lesson.
Where would you most like to be right now?
i want to be at a beach with a certain someone.
Tell me a joke
a kid tells his mother, "mommy mommy, my grampa smells really bad" then the mom answers, "don't be rude, now help me carry his corpse"
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