i have a good one.
i made a fake myspace as an experiment. her name was muffy and she was from long beach. here it is....
http://www.myspace.com/muffystardust totally ridiculous. i had a picture from nose down to cleavage with my finger in my mouth... joe rogan requested me and proceeded to hit on me. you can see how he's on muffy's friend list.
secondly... met steve burns on a messageboard a lonnnng time ago. introduced myself to him at his show and he mauled me... tell me *I* was famous and then wrote all over my hands with a sharpie things like "i'm famous!" although steve isn't really that famous.