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Originally Posted by gmku

Any advice?

I try to use the fork upside down in my left hand and the knife in my right.

I order wine for dinner when we're out.

I wear jackets now, and ties.

I try not to be obvious about staring at attractive women.

What else can I do?

What do you do?

don't scratch your ass and then sniff your fingers. especially at the table.