I'm flagellating myself as I type. Top tip: stray planks of wood with nails sticking out provide a cheap supply of 'backscratchers'.
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Message boards are the last vestige of the spent masturbator, still intent on wasting time in some neg-heroic fashion. Be damned all who sail here.
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Originally Posted by Savage Clone
Last time I was in Chicago I spent an hour in a Nazi submarine with a banjo player.
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