I came up with something else: The Steve Shelley Show! This would not be on the YouTubes nor any streaming "platform". Not even cable. I'm talking real old school pirate-style UHF shit. YOU figure out how to tune in, you fucks.
- Monologue: Steve rips on Thurston for being stoned 24/7
- First guest: Noam Chomsky
- Second guest: Kate Lyn Sheil
- A special presentation: first airing of a just-discovered ultraviolent cartoon by the one and only TEX AVERY! (They were all ultraviolent, really.)
- Third guest: Michael Rother
- Finally, a musical performance by Sade. (If you think I'm kidding, you don't know Steve.)
This is gold, Jerry, GOLD!
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