[nicfit]

My name is Nicola.
In some countries it's a female-only name.
People from those countries think they're dealing with a hot italian lady and are quite disillusioned when they realize they've been dealing with a big bearded guy.
I'm sorry for them.
I like my name, I mean, I don't care much about it actually, but I never thought "uh, I wish I had a different name", unless we're talking about the Max Power incident, but that's another story.
I think I have Leonardo as middle name, but it's not even on ids and stuff, it's just something parents "need" to give for some law to avoid (unlikely) cases of homonymy. I'll ask my mom, now I know this will bug me for a while.
I won't say which names I'd "like" for my future spawn coz italian names are not as cool as other countries'.

Erica Jade would be a good porn star name.
ha
ha
ha.