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Old 09.04.2009, 10:16 PM   #63
flophousefloozie
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Turn ons (in no particular order):

1. A lengthy body
2. Dark hair (usually long, too, I think)
3. Confidence (cliche, I know, but it does help. I find people tend to be less phony when they don't have anything to prove.)
4. Intelligence/maturity
5. uhhhh LawrenceoftheLabia..?

Offs (in a more particular order):

1. Bad smells (like breath, armpits, etc., ya know)
2. Macho-man attitudes
3. Cowardly behaviour
4. Laziness
5. Avoidable fatty pockets
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