[Glice]

Ok, I usually avoid commenting on these things, but I so enjoyed SpectralJulian's lambasting I thought I'd go over it with all the bits he missed.


1. Kurt Cobain - is a dead junkie, ie, one better than a living one. 1 half-decent album, a heap of shit otherwise.
2. Pete Doherty - is a living junkie, one better than a vegetarian.
3. Morrissey - is a vegetarian.
4. Liam Gallagher - amusing cunt, no tunes.
5. Carl Barat - Crap hair cut.
6. Thom Yorke - looks like a freak. Wouldn't trust my daughter with him, if I had one.
7. Noel Gallagher - Men with one eyebrow are paedos. FACT.
8. David Bowie - Is a paedo. And can't sing. And the pre-80's period was shit as well.
9. Ian Brown - see 7. Also, ugliest man alive.
10. Ian Curtis - Spazz, one half-alright album. Luckily, he died, and no one notices that you're shit if you're dead (see 1, 11, 18, 22...)
11. Richey Edwards - The Manics are lucky that u2 exist.
12. Jack White - Seriously though, jokes over, shit singing, bad drumming, ugly, ugly band.
13. Joe Strummer - Stop breathing through your nose and being a wanker. Oh, sorry, you're dead.
14. Matt Bellamy - Posh boys like to kill babies. FACT.
15. Axl Rose - washes his teeth with cum.
16. Bob Dylan - Can't sing, writes like a child, kill children. FACT.
17. Julian Casablancas - Sexy fucker who is probably a paedo.
18. John Lennon - Dead, and not a moment too soon. In fact, about 20 years to late for my liking.
19. Elliott Smith - Dead. This is the only thing he has ever done to make me aware of his existence, ironically.
20. Alex Kapranos - If this is the guy who works in my local kebab shop, then he's OK by me.
21. David Gedge - Oh, for fucks sake. English, we get it. Fuck off now.
22. Jimi Hendrix - Dead dead dead dead dead. And secretly utter turgid shit.
23. Billy Corgan - Is save my vitriol by me seeing 24.
24. Bono - Is the worst thing to happen to mankind, ever.
25. Alex Turner - Yes. Who exactly? My paperboy, something like that?
26. Dave Grohl - Is a drummer. What kind of a world encourages people to think drummers are cool?
27. Johnny Marr - Johnny Shit more like.
28. Courtney Love - Hooray! A lady. Good on you for having breasts, lady.
29. Jarvis Cocker - Damn. My cynicism meets a sheer rockface. Still, he wears corduroy, probably a bummer.
30. Johnny Rotten - Posh art-school bastard with delusions of articulacy.
31. Marc Bolan - Post art-school bastard who could masturbate on a cup and students would think is genius. Cunt.
32. Neil Young - Is not good enough to be proper country.
33. Kim Deal - Is not good enough to be proper pop.
34. Shaun Ryder - Is a junkie. See 1 & 2 (although Ryder operates on the borders between life and death).
35. Antony Hegarty - Bummer, sings weird.
36. Syd Barrett - Junkie, would probably be saying plastic bags were governments spy receivers if mercy hadn't shown him the door.
37. Elvis Presley - THE SEX.
38. Billie Joe Armstrong - The Billy Joel Ubermensche 1.x
39. Marvin Gaye - Hehe. Gaye. Only in the list because he's black.
40. Brian Wilson - Hello, spacker. Write a decent song, won't you?
41. Paul McCartney - Second to Boneo in cuntchops of music list.
42. Bruce Springsteen - Has never done anything. Yes, I've heard the early stuff. You're point?
43. Frank Black - Works in a Pizza store.
44. Iggy Pop - Entertainer: No tunes.
45. Jimmy Page - Plugs his guitar into his own shit. FACT.
46. Johnny Cash - Dead, weird face, would've been a scarecrow in another life.
47. Keith Richards - Posh junkies are worse than dead junkies.
48. Patti Smith - Another lady. This one isn't as pretty, so she goes lower down.
49. Prince - THE SEX.
50. Shane MacGowan - Junkies come in many shapes.


There, that was fun.