[SuchFriendsAreDangerous]

red and white, blue suede shoes
Im uncle same, how do you do
give me five, im still alive
aint no luck, I learned to duck!

wave that flag wave it wide and high, summer times come and gone my oh my

uncle sam thats who I am
been hidin out, in a rock n roll band
shake the hand, that shook the hand
of PT Barnum, and Charlie Chan

Check my pulse, it dont change
stay seventy two, come shine or rain!