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top ten reasons to celebrate david letterman's birthday:
n°10: updates on essential presidential stupidities
n°9: let's you see the horrors of steroid consumption
n°8: gives an excuse for actors to make bad "everyday" jokes
n°7: gives you hope courtney love will guest once again and top her last performance
n°6: keeping paul sheaffer off the streets
n°5: beats the hell out of reading or spending quality time with your loved one
n°4: remind you that stand up comedy suck
n°3: let's new york area sports teams when they are doing bad
n°2: reminder to fix remote that won't change channels to see leno
and the n°1 reason to celebrate david letterman's birthday:
...makes you feel better that you are not him
(sounds a little like something he would come up with)
happy birthday dave!!
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