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Originally Posted by porkmarras
Might you be biheterosexual then?
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Actually, I don't like football, I like to dress nice (but not too decadently) and I often shower. I like gay music. In a lot of ways, I'm incredibly gay, except I don't actually want to put my willy near other people's willies. Fallen at the last hurdle.
Luckily, I have lots of gay friends, and am somewhat adept at picking up hags.