Funny thing happened to me today at the record store. Want to hear about it? No? Okay, so...
I went to my second store, the one I slum around in when I'm bored with my "best" store. I didn't see anything I really wanted, but I didn't want the owner to think I thought he had a sucky selection or anything, so I said, "Well, I was thinking about maybe picking up the Pet Sounds reissue on vinyl you had a few weeks ago, but I see you're out of stock," and the sales girl behind him pulls one out from under the counter and hands it to me. "Oh," says I. I stammers a bit and say, "Well, wow... 25 bucks. I didn't know it was this much. Do you mind holding it for just a day or so? I need to check my spending power and see what Christmas shopping I've got left."
I just need to keep my damned mouth shut. When will I learn to live more like James Bond and keep it close to the vest. Huh?
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Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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