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GI JOE: RISE OF THE COBRA
Because I thought this would be utter shit, I was pleasantly surprised and I look forward to many sequels.
Favorite parts:
-The Eiffel Tower is destroyed. Someone says to the President, "The French are pretty upset."
-The Joes confront a weight-sensitive hallway. Step on it, you'll die. So a guy handwalks across the floor because, duh, when you're upside down you don't weigh anything.
This is gloriously stupid brilliance.
Worst soundtrack ever, though.
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