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Originally Posted by fishmonkey
my Dad has a fuckin million sayings.. i swear to god lads its not funny he has one for every single occasion, one that really pees me off is when i havent shaved for a few days and i meet him he says..
"you stood a little too far back from the razor this morning Jerry"
like i said he has a million of em, some to rib you but most of em make me feel really good about myself if i'm blue.
love me Da me.
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I think you get given a handbook called 'crap Dad phrases' when you become a father. One of my old man's favourites is, "He'll never sell any ice creams at that speed" when an ambulance goes past. Also, if someone says, "It's a small world" he will always say, "Wouldn't want to paint it though" and then laughs at his little joke.
I'm not complaining, it's only moderately annoying. I'll only end up doing it myself as well, so.