as oposed to shitting my self, i never pissed in my bed...
well only once, i was in a hotel room and there were holes in the wall and it was raining, and most of the water fell on me when i was sleeping, so it was all wet and i pissed without knowing it.
then i woke up in a liter of water mixed with piss, from that day i stayed a legend cause i told my friends who were in that room that that was all piss, not water.
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