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SCENE ALMOST LAST ONE
Dave Grohl gets up to take a vicious girl dump. When he walks in he finds Lee tied up still in his blue catsuit.
Dave: Lee what's up!
Lee: mmalhf!
Dave: Yeah, I like Frosted Flakes too.
Patti walks in.
Patti: Oh the only way to express my views of this situation is to dance barefoot on dishes.
Watt: Has anybody else noticed that Patti looks like that singer of Dinosaur?
Mould: No.
Watt: Oh.
Dave: Who would tie up Lee and buttsex the Shat Attack?
The masked Nixon then stands up.
Nixon: You want some bitches?
Da Game: Ah hell na son? You betta beez notz callin out Da Game. Da Game is gonna Kill ya!
Nixon pulls out his pistol and shoots Da Game 24 times in the nipple.
Da Game: Ah na! I got shot by a cracka!
Nixon: Who else wants some buttsecks kickin?
Grant Hart: take off your pants, lets wrestle.
Grant Hart has Nixon ready to be put in the sharpshooter but Nixon reaches in his trunks and throws purple glitter in his eyes.
Grant Hart: I've been blinded again!
The Ref: ONE...TWO...THREE! DING DING! THE WINNER AND STILL HUSKERS ON A PLANE CHAMPION...RICHARD NIXON!
Thurston: Nobody can stop Nixon!!! There is no hope!
Suddenly the plane begins to move violently.
The Shat: I can't control the plane!
Patti: Little sister the sky is falling....
TO BE CONTINUED
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