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chewbacca is his gay lover. thus bringing new meaning to the term bearback.
luke is a hippie new age douche who forms a cult that ends up killing itself with kool aid in the jungles of the dagoban system.
the empire is taken over by neo cons who destroy it in costly quagmires on desert planets against jawa jihadists.
chinese aliens clone 10 billion stormtroopers and take over the whole universe.
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