yep. i have offspring! the wife knows none of this. she might kill me if she finds out. i don't know where i made them! i must have been, ahem, milked? while blacked out. oh i have a past! they've got some genetic defects, likely due to the alcohol. what can i say...
meet
!@#%$!
and
!%#$@!
my lovely moron twin spawn.
i thought together we'd terrorize the world, but they have yet to acquire the facutly of speech. i might try electroshock...