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Originally Posted by RdTv

Backstage passes to all of their shows for the tour(w/free tickets ofcourse)
50 records from Thurston's personal collection
One piece of gear from each band member
Access to all studios and equipment
HD video documentation of you hanging out with the band
A legal adoption by the band
Personal contact information
Social security numbers from all members
A room in each of their homes dedicated to you
Lifetime seat aboard their private jet.

Sounds fair.