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man, since getting my new job at wendy's i've moved up in the world
why are you trying to belittle my great success?
besides, the wife forced me to get out of the fridge box when she caught me in it molesting a neighborhood dog
i sleep now on the back of a pickup truck where i can be watched constantly, especially by the owner of the dog-- the asshole...
only the picup is not as fancy as the one in the picture
that's way over my means but i'll get there someday...