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Originally Posted by Glice

I'm flagellating myself as I type. Top tip: stray planks of wood with nails sticking out provide a cheap supply of 'backscratchers'.

i hope you're not pretending to suffer. we all know you get off on that. also, i think the proper word for your activities would be "flogging", as "flagellating" implies a whip and not a rod or any of its variations. a whip or lash. like the tails of my sperm cells: flagella.