Okay, for the sake of a comprehensive "starbucks sonic youth song" post, I'll repost that post...
http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/sho...ban+outfitters
That's really odd, when I watched this I >did< notice rather grotesque lyrics.. I couldn't completely make them out over the screaming Urban Outfitters crowd, but it was something to the effect of:
Put it in my pocket - World looks green
I've got dollar signs - In my eyes
Ride in my Cadilac - Drinkin the Starbucks
Selling no wave pop - To the mainstream
Kicking out Jim O'Rourke - For being too ugly
An ocean of idiotic - Sonic Youth fans
Buying our albums - Seeing us live
Even after we play for - their hipster little sisters - at Urban Outfitters
Crazy. Sonic Geezers still got a bit of sass, I guess!
Also, I find it funny that Pitchfork said "the frequently overlooked Rather Ripped". Just sayin'.