[Pookie]

Originally Posted by Lulu De La Fayette

Dear Pookie,
I haven't decided about my nipple of choice tonight.Any advice?

Regards

Lulu De La Fayette

Try this one:

 

Originally Posted by Peter Palimpsest

Dear Pookie.

I'm terribly shy. What's the best way to pursuade Moustachioed Germans to suck my dong in a public toilet?

Yours,

Peter Palimpsest.

Try and stop them.