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I remember when i had to learn stenography, i couldn't write normal during the ensuing long vacation from time to time. I mean, i couldn't put a single word on paper. I had to try hard for a few minutes, then it worked. It was bothersome.
My ideal shirt would have no highest button (where your larynx is), but, unlike the damn shirt i wear today, definitely a breast pocket.
When I'm sober i like to smoke ciggies (cause they taste better), when i'm drunk i roll my own ciggies, cause it's cheaper and i don't seem to be very choosy when drunk.
I love to get tanned under the sun
i sometimes look myself in the mirror after i've done my pushups, but who the hell doesn't?
Especially when drunk i prefer to piss outside
I always save the last beer for the night bus
My girlfriend is cancer, and she really has all the typical cancer traits, like emotionalism, benevolence and so on. And since I found out about this, i discovered my sympathy for cancer people, like a good friend of mine. I think I see all these traits in him too. Cancers are good listeners for an egocentric, impulsive scorpio, like me. The interesting thing is, that i always have denied any significance of astrology before and now i'm kinda esotheric in this regard. Now I'm asking people about their sign.
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