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Originally Posted by Glice
I beat my wife, wore a Guiness hat and had inadvisable anal sex with a Catholic teenager before complaining about William of Orange whilst walking pigs on string to the pub where I had a fist fight with the priest who raped me when I was a teenager, all the while dancing like that cunt Flatley. As is befitting of several clichés.
In reality, I just got shit-faced.
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Ah, tebeysher, tebeysher, so idaas, yhr as hoirish as they coom, so y'har.