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Old 08.22.2010, 12:02 PM   #24
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Originally Posted by Dr. Eugene Felikson

It's normal for Juggalos to get bored and start throwing Faygos, water bottles, and empty beer cans amongst ourselves at shows. Like moshing, it may seem malicious at first, but it's all in good fun; aside from the occasional asshole.

It was honestly the craziest party I've ever been to. Endless amounts of drugs to satisfy even the hungriest of cravings (weed, mollies, boomers, monkeys, meth, black tar, liquor, acid), tons of hot girls walking around topless (yes, some Juggalettes are nasty...but you have no idea how hot some of them are), gothic porn-star strippers (http://girlsofwolfpac.com/wp/ ), carnival rides, wasabi snorting/milk chugging/drunken-roller skating-blindfolded-boxing competitions (so much vomit!!! ), wet t-shirt contests (hosted by Ron Jeremy + The Dayton Family), the hottest gothic slut getting completely naked, and fingering herself on stage until she squirted all over the place multiple times as her talent for Miss Juggalette 2010, and that's not even mentioning all of the outstanding hip-hop artists, comedians, present!

There was just so much going on - you honestly wouldn't need to be much of a Juggalo to have a good time there. It was insanely liberating, and relieving. I truly had the time of my life.


holy shit. this sounds like a real circus.
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