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Let's draw a plot fresh out of the MAGA conspiracy theory generator, shall we?
IT WAS ALL FORETOLD!!!! Back in 1998. When a prophetic document called "The Big Lebowski" was released. When Uli Kunkel appeared under the name "Karl Hungus" - a treacherous move, he inquired whether there was "somesing wrong with deine cable" - astute listeners will have noticed that he mispronounced "cable" here, making it almost sound like "cabal" - you see where this is going? They were trying to tell us about Biden's treacherous international cabal way back then.
Not convinced yet? Now this Lebowski Dude, he's not the most honest person either. Turns out it is an imposter whose name is actually Jeff Bridges! Now I did some digging and it turns out, his brother's name is Beau! Aha-aha-see where this is going? And Lebowski - doesn't that sound almost exactly like Lewandowski? A man whose heinous treachery - oh wait, that was one of our guys. Nevermind.
And, uh, SOMETHING SOMETHING 9/11! Did you see that Bridges traitor sign that cheque for a milk carton (SOCIALISM WELLFARE KING!)? It was dated to Sept 11, 1991. They knew all along. OMFG, NOSEBLEED!
It's all been there, we just didn't know it. BIDEN AND HIS INTERNATIONAL CABAL WANT TO FORCE US TO USE OUR BRAINS!!! This is outrageous. We live in the land of the free. WE CANNOT LET THEM SUCCEED!
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