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Kevin Smith makes country sausage. good with some gravy and biscuits.
he is like a suburban dork Benicio Del Toro, but into the whole corny rom-com bullshit that suburban people substitute for actual lives.
I can look past the horrid amateurism of Clerks to see it's great aspects though. Clerks II SUCKED SHIT.
I am the only person I know who found Dogma to be good enough to watch multiple times. As a PK (priest's kid) all the theological stuff really made me laugh. I love Dogma. Plus, Salma Hayek dancing and using her Muse powers to engorge my silver rocket? sheit son.
Mallrats is like a stoner version of John Hughes films. I only watched it for Jay and silent bob. everyone else sucked ass.
I found the whole Chasing saga dull as fuck. I hated those fucking shit films. lovelorn fucking losers exploring their lovelorn loserness? jesus fuck what a waste of LIFE
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