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Originally Posted by Confucious is sex
I am Jewish and, therefore, have better reasons for hating christmas than everyone else. Here they are:
1) I have a tree in my house for no apparent reason
2) I have to buy people presents even though it's none of their birthdays
3) I am forced to listen to people singing celebration for that cunt being born who nicked all my people
4) Jews aren't allowed into churches unless invited - we are very like vampires in that respect
Only joking, I love Christmas! I am Jewish and angry, but who can remain frowning when Wizzard are on?
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You'll probably find that an awful lot of atheists celebrate Christmas as well. Although I'll grant you that they aren't worried either way about the whole Seventh gate of Jerusalem malarky. We're having a Muslim over for Christmas this year. Her family don't celebrate Christmas, for obvious reasons, but she does like to get presents and endeavour to be fat.