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Originally Posted by Prisstina
my boyfriend & i were walking through a park and he was carrying a (seemingly obviously fake) pop gun. this jogger came up to us and said "excuse me, is that real? theres been a lot of dead squirrels around here lately."
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And then your boyfriend pulls it up to the guy's face and in his best Jersey mobster voice goes, "Yeah, there have been. And you're the next one, motherfucker."