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Tickets have been purchased.
I'd say I was down for meeting up with board people in the off chance that I ended up taking one of you home, but I'll be attending the show with real-life friends, and real-life friends and the internet don't mix without terrible embarrassment.
That said, if I recognize any of you and you're way hot in real life, I will definitely try to sleep with you. So ladies, shave your legs and vaginas in preparation and shift your menstrual cycle so it doesn't conflict with that day. I don't want to hear any excuses.
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