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since i was 3 i suppose, though i didn't have the concept of "heterosexual" in my mind for fucks sakes. that was my first heavy crush -- on a kindergarten girl in my class. she was so cute. i still remember her name (i'm not telling). the following year in preschool there was another girl--- brown hair, ponytail, a year older than me, way out of my league! but so lovely, i remember i liked looking at her legs a lot.

anyway, who gives a shit about my biography. fuck you all.