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I knew this bible-thumping chick. Wanted to "wait til marriage" and at parties she'd only drink 7-UP. So once I spiked her 7-UP and popped her cherry. I thought her religious beliefs were so stupid, so why not?
It's like this time I put bits of pork into a rabbi's matzoball soup. He was furious but I thought it was funny. What's the big deal with pork? Fuck him.
I do feel sort of bad about the time I held down a rastafarian and shaved his dreads. But then, it's just hair. Gimme a break.
As far as I'm concerned, the best way to deal with boneheaded intolerance is to be even more intolerant. Right? Right?
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