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Old 11.11.2009, 04:33 PM   #66
notyourfiend
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Originally Posted by looking glass spectacle
once while giving a gay friend a ride:

me: "go straight at the light?"

him: (alarmed) "No! Forward!" (gesturing ahead) "Straight has nothing to do with this!"

I'm dyslexic and have a really hard time with directions. When I first was driving, my friends would direct me not with word like "right" or "left" but by referring to the name of whoever was on the right/left side of the car. Once, when my mom was sitting with us, it got kinda awkward.

my friends, directing me from the back seat:

"Take a Barbara!"
"No, take a Rachel!"
"What the hell are you talking about? Rachel isn't straight!"

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