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gmku · 01.31.2008, 11:48 PM

Ben Gay?

A guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I've never had three girls at once, and I need something to keep me horny and potent."

The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer, and takes out a small cardboard box marked with a label, "Viagra Extra Strength," and says, "here, if you take these you'll go wild for twelve hours!"

The guy responds, "Great! Gimme three boxes!"

The next day, the guy walks into the same pharmacy, approaches the pharmacist, and pulls down his pants. The pharmacist looks in horror at man's black and blue member.

The man says, "I'm gonna need some Ben Gay cream."

The pharmacist replies, "Ben Gay? You're not going to put Ben Gay on THAT are you?"

"Nope, it's for my arms ... the girls didn't show up."

01.31.2008, 11:48 PM	#12
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Ben Gay? A guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I've never had three girls at once, and I need something to keep me horny and potent." The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer, and takes out a small cardboard box marked with a label, "Viagra Extra Strength," and says, "here, if you take these you'll go wild for twelve hours!" The guy responds, "Great! Gimme three boxes!" The next day, the guy walks into the same pharmacy, approaches the pharmacist, and pulls down his pants. The pharmacist looks in horror at man's black and blue member. The man says, "I'm gonna need some Ben Gay cream." The pharmacist replies, "Ben Gay? You're not going to put Ben Gay on THAT are you?" "Nope, it's for my arms ... the girls didn't show up." __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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