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Originally Posted by Glice
My anal nerve-endings are currently being stimulated by a Peruvian boy-servant. You touch them while he's at work and he'll cut your hands off.
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is he cauterizing your hemorrhoids? hold still then, and best wishes-- you'll need all the help you can get. those fucking peruvians have no respect for anybody's anus! in other words, you're fucked; but on the upside, you'll be able to get disability payments for at least a couple of years. think of it as a paid vacation.