You're killing me. You should be a professional comedian. Lord alone knows that what comedy really needs right now is people regurgitating witless shit belittling people for no ostensible reason.
Message boards are the last vestige of the spent masturbator, still intent on wasting time in some neg-heroic fashion. Be damned all who sail here.
Originally Posted by Savage Clone
Last time I was in Chicago I spent an hour in a Nazi submarine with a banjo player.