Originally Posted by noisereductions
I'll just believe you. I started getting drowsy somewhere between the first and second paragraph.
You don't have to worry about reading it, trust me, I don't post these things for you two's benefit. Unless I was feeling particularly charitable towards grown men with no confidence who play videogames, or, in Keeping It Simple's case, somebody who feels awkward when the prospect of intelligent, bollocks-free life shows its face.