I've pissed in a few gardens in my time. A couple of years ago I threatened our neighbours with shitting in their garden if they didn't stop hammering past 11 (seriously, they were hammering until 4 in the morning one night, and I was on early shifts). Funnily enough, the hammering stopped, which is a shame as I was quite looking forward to taking a shit in their garden.
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Originally Posted by Savage Clone
Last time I was in Chicago I spent an hour in a Nazi submarine with a banjo player.
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