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Originally Posted by Genteel Death
Awesome.
On our quiet Sundays in we would lay on our bed, or our ''little love cave'', like you'd affectionately call it, slowly stroking each other's hair and giggling at our ever creative sexual gymnastics. All this while foreign subtitled pornography was playing on our bedroom's DVD player.
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One correction: The 'little love cave' would be the bottom's well-used anus, while the top's intruding dong would be the 'Papa Bear.' If the anus is thoroughly cream-pied it changes from 'little love cave' to 'honeypot.' Also: if the 'little love cave' and its environs haven't been trimmed lately it is referred to as the 'briar patch,' the dong as 'Brer Bear,' and the cream-pied anus 'tar baby thrown into the briar patch.'
Otherwise what you've written is less so an accurate representation and more so true fucking prophecy.