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Old 11.20.2009, 09:48 AM   #23418
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Originally Posted by floatingslowly
one of the elevators at work dropped several floors last night.

I'm hoping that I do not have to test my theory that laying flat increases elevator drop survival rates due to distribution of force.
you have to calculate the exact speed of the falling elevator, then just a fraction of second before it reaches the ground you have to jump up. the crash will occur while you're in the air and you'll land on your feet like nothing happened.
am i right?
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