It must come as quite a shock to be handcuffed in the back seat of a police cruiser. Perhaps one day a clever perv will demonstrate that pedophiles are not so mindless. “I was not trying to molest a child,” he will argue in his defense. “I was only satisfying my fetish for roleplaying cops. After all, if I were a pedophile, I certainly would not be hanging out in a chat room.
Everybody knows that these chat rooms are inhabited not by little girls but by detectives who pretend to be little girls.”
You can almost imagine that the very word “pedophilia” will mutate in meaning. Instead of “sexual feelings directed toward children,” it will come to signify “sexual feelings toward police offers with
adult baby syndrome.”