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Originally Posted by Genteel Death
Say, for instance, someone asked you to taste their country's national dish, and just the sight of it made you mentally vomit. How did you get rid of it? The trickier the situation, the better.
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"i ate right before i came"
"i have the flu i don't want to be contagious"
"i was just diagnosed with hepatitis and i can't eat heavy food"
"i'm sorry, my religion forbids me to eat __________ " (insert offending ingredient)
"does that have peanuts? i could die! im allergic to peanuts!" (replace with allergen of choice)
"wow, that's strange... are you sure it's safe to eat? swear on your mother..."
etc.