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Originally Posted by atsonicpark
So poetic.
I'm YOU in 20 more years!
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Not impossible, but I sure wasn't you 20 years ago. I was still a virgin at that point actually, though I spent a fortune at strip clubs trying to educate myself and get over my paralyzing fear of women. Which might explain how my second marriage has turned into this weirdly surreal semi-open relationship with a 35 year old who looks 25 and is in the midst of this Suicide Girl Midlife Crisis that I must admit is hot as hell when it isn't a complete pain in the ass. That crap about "be careful what you wish for" is so fucking true!