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Why aren't there bullet-proof pants?
who says there aren't? savage clone owns a few pairs... i've seen pictures

If you could be one starwars character who would it be?
that big fat greedy slob jabba the ... hut? (spelling?) he gets to have the half-naked princess chained to him or something.

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
hemo = blood, aster = star
i think if you eat a box of stars & shoot them out of your ass they would be asteroids

What is you're best friends name?
not saying here

...and what annoys you most about them?
the occasional madness

What do you wear in bed?
nada

If you spend all this time on a PC, does that mean you are the geek in your family?
obviously

You are in a boat made for two watchin Sadam Hussein and George Micheal drowning, who do you save?
i'd kill them both & eat their carcasses. on second though i'd kill saddam first eat his carcass & let george michael blow me until we run out of food, then he follows

Have you ever had your heart broken?
a sappy question. answer: more times than i can count.

What one thing would you change about your body/personality?
i would be less irritated by idiots. but i'm learning.