Why aren't there bullet-proof pants?
They exist, but they are being kept from use by the powerful wheelchair manufacturing lobby.
If you could be one starwars character who would it be?
Han Solo.
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
*sigh*
What is you're best friends name?
Eric
...and what annoys you most about them?
He spells his nae wrong.
What do you wear in bed?
Skin.
If you spend all this time on a PC, does that mean you are the geek in your family?
By far.
You are in a boat made for two watchin Sadam Hussein and George Micheal drowning, who do you save?
George Michael. He might be more evil, but he is guaranteed to give better head.
Have you ever had your heart broken?
Sure, but not in many years.
What one thing would you change about your body/personality?
I would finally get that vestigial tail removed.
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