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Originally Posted by Phlegmscope
Also these three:
-Speaking of jokes, yesterday I was banned for two weeks on another bbs I post on for "joking about alledgedly serous issues that shouldn't be joked about" (the issue was death by drowning)
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I got kicked out of a pub for a similar reason the other day. I was telling my mate that joke, "What do you do if your wife has an epileptic fit in the bath? Throw in the washing...". We laughed. The Landlord came over a couple of minutes later and asked us to leave.
Just as we got to the door, this old chap comes over and said, "You know, my son died last week when he had an epileptic fit in the bath..."
So we, of course, were very apologetic, you know, "Errr, sorry mate, didn't realise... we didn't mean any offence... we're really sorry". That kind of thing.
He says, "Yeah. He choked to death on my wife's bloomers"...
Eythangkyoo.