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Why aren't there bullet-proof pants? Who can tell? Why do people climb to the top of tall buildings, then put money into telescopes so that they can look at things on the ground? If animals are all so unhygenic, why aren't they all dead or ill? Life, eh?
If you could be one starwars character who would it be? Lando Calrissian.
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? So that people can follow conversations easier. 'Asteroid' = lumpy thing in the darkness of space, 'Hemorrhoids' = lumpy thing in the darkness of yr arse. Not your arse, you understand, but they hang out in people's arses, you know, that's their thing. When I say 'hang out', I mean, oh nevermind...
What is you're best friends name? I don't socialise with people enough to have a really close best friend, but I've got good friends. There's a girl in work who I enjoy talking to a lot and get on very well with indeed, but we don't hang out or anything outside of work.
...and what annoys you most about them? N/A
What do you wear in bed? Just boxer short type things or sometimes just nowt.
If you spend all this time on a PC, does that mean you are the geek in your family? I am the geek in my family, but more for being into antiquarian books and local history and stuff, and for being into 'sad' things and for reading so much. It's a position I covet.
You are in a boat made for two watchin Sadam Hussein and George Micheal drowning, who do you save? Do I have to save one? Oh. Erm, I think Sadders should face the wrath of those he has wronged, and realise that he has done wrong. So the former.
Have you ever had your heart broken? No. I'm 35, I've been with my wife for over 18 years. I was quite upset when John Peel died though.
What one thing would you change about your body/personality? I'm reasonably happy, really. I'd quite like it if I didn't have to shave every day.
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